1 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,818 The answer to all our prayers. 2 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:12,513 A virus that kills Supes. 3 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:13,865 Somebody's been running tests. 4 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,891 Holy shit. 5 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:16,975 Let's go. 6 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,602 Sameer, is the virus gone? 7 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:19,913 That's the only dose. 8 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,777 {\an8}So we inject it into your dead buddy over here, 9 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:24,150 {\an8}to infect the crazy fucking flying sheep. 10 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:26,944 - Where's Sameer? - We couldn't find Dr. Shah. 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,363 She knew the difference between right and wrong. 12 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:30,489 That baby killer! 13 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,199 You set me up 14 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:33,283 and you fell for it. 15 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:34,386 What's your next step? 16 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,746 The world ripped down, rebuilt in your image. 17 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:38,306 Jesus fucking Christ, are you serious? 18 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,248 Shh. 19 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,958 We recently found a leak. 20 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,002 I'm still gonna fuck your wife. 21 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,356 There's something wrong with me. 22 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,381 I don't know what to do! 23 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,467 I love you so much. 24 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,138 Some sins deserve eternal damnation. 25 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,848 I have committed murders. 26 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:57,933 We don't belong with decent people. 27 00:00:58,017 --> 00:01:00,394 We are monsters so other people don't have to be. 28 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,313 You chopped off my fucking leg! 29 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,939 You'll be back to work in no time. 30 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,333 - What work? - You're gonna make us 31 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,359 some more of that virus. 32 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:17,077 Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey, motherfucker. 33 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,749 Now listen up, son. 34 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,460 We been awfully patient with you... 35 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,964 ...but it's time to stop fucking about and get the job done. 36 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,969 Mary's little lamb is starting to stink. 37 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,640 I could just bash your fucking head in, jog your memory. 38 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:42,728 Or, alternatively... 39 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,398 ...you just give us a list of what you need 40 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:48,108 to extract the virus. 41 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:51,570 You cut off my fucking leg, you chain me here... For what? 42 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,325 Listen, mate. I'm the only thing 43 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,787 that's standing between you and a murderball game at the Y. 44 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:02,998 You don't understand, I can't. 45 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,084 I can't. Vicky, Zoe... I can't. 46 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,839 Could just send you back to them in a fucking bucket, 47 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,715 you don't do whatever the fuck we say. 48 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,223 You all right? 49 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:27,982 Yeah, right as rain. 50 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,610 You got a week. 51 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:34,238 And make it strong enough to top Homelander. 52 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,407 A week? This could take months! 53 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,616 A week. 54 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,788 Don't let him fall asleep this time. 55 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,338 To my right, your left, is the famous Beresford Hotel 56 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:53,924 out of where Ralph Fiennes's Chris Marshall pursued 57 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:58,012 JLo's maid Marisa, asking if any part of their love was real. 58 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,829 You know, this has got to be a health code violation. 59 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:04,268 It's what he wanted. 60 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,871 My God, did he love Maid in Manhattan. 61 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:09,023 - Man, that movie sucks. - It's so bad. 62 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,566 - Right? - It's so bad. 63 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:15,779 I just feel like maybe I shouldn't leave, you know? 64 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:21,076 You know, you can call me anytime, I can come in same day... 65 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:25,915 Yeah, but people back home really need their Voughtality beauty care, right? 66 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,835 Really, I'm... 67 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,879 - I'm fine. - Yeah? 68 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,048 Yeah. 69 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,802 Is she okay? 70 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,679 Kimiko? Our friend Frenchie 71 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,824 just turned himself in for a bunch of murders he committed 72 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,475 for this Russian mob boss, 73 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:48,145 but Kimiko's upset that he didn't talk to her about it first, so... 74 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,191 Who the fuck are your friends? 75 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,859 Abortion is murder! 76 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:56,070 Abortion is murder! 77 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,322 - Hey, fuck off, asshole! - Hughie, Hughie... 78 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,716 Hey, stop, stop, please, please, please. 79 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,492 Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. 80 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,219 - I'm sorry. - I am so sorry, Daphne, I'm so sorry. 81 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,163 That man is a piece of shit, dear. 82 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,248 Folks, this way. 83 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,376 That's not part of the tour. 84 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,509 Patterson. 85 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,761 Villanueva family. Davies. 86 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,138 Line up for the next visitor shuttle. 87 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,896 Inmate's name and DIN? 88 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,445 Inmate refused visitation. 89 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:39,738 Next. 90 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:50,582 ♪ USA... ♪ 91 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:53,085 {\an8}Hope y'all are having a blessed day. 92 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:56,922 {\an8}Cameron Coleman has taken a sabbatical, and I'm tickled to announce 93 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,675 {\an8}that I'm filling in as the evening news anchor. 94 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:03,762 {\an8}So without further ado, our top story... 95 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:09,184 {\an8}are Jewish space lasers brainwashing you into joining their shuls? 96 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,603 {\an8} Our story tonight begins with Jerry Brown, 97 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:14,273 {\an8}the Rand Corporation and the Manischewitz kosher... 98 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:21,155 ...let your intention connect 99 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,741 with an almost affectionate attention 100 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,784 toward the breath. 101 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,882 Hey, this is so fucked... 102 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,525 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. 103 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,011 - Where are you? - Toronto, so we could talk. 104 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:47,198 They killed Cameron Coleman because they thought that he was the fucking leak. 105 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,223 Oh, shit. 106 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:49,987 Listen, I can't do this shit anymore, man. 107 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,727 - I'm done! - All right. 108 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,604 No one ever said this would be easy. 109 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,023 Think about your brother, your nephews... 110 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,566 They'd be so proud of you, man. 111 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,277 Who cares what my family thinks if I'm already fucking dead? 112 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,904 Calm down. 113 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,947 Now walk me through everything. 114 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:07,534 And let's process this shit together, all right? 115 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,745 This is so fucked! 116 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,081 So before Cameron got beaten to death, 117 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,000 Homelander was seen putting Supes together like a... 118 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,126 An army. 119 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,377 Mm-hmm. 120 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:20,547 And then A-Train saw Tek-Knight talking to Sage. 121 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:21,548 Looked like they were planning something... 122 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,050 You want to talk to Tek-Knight. 123 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,887 Now, he's having a Federalist Society party tonight at his estate. 124 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,972 I cannot believe that this is about 125 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,517 to come out of my mouth, but... 126 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,353 ...we could use Butcher. 127 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,604 Have you heard from him? 128 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,481 Motherfucker's MIA. 129 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,941 Hey. 130 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,777 Maybe you should sit this out. You know? 131 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,196 You've just been through so much. With your dad... 132 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,989 I'm fine. 133 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,493 Focusing on work is exactly what I need to do right now, okay? 134 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,745 Just trust me. 135 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:52,913 Okay. 136 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:56,500 Okay. So, how are we supposed to sneak into an alt-right cocktail party? 137 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,336 Thought you'd never ask. 138 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,505 Webweaver? 139 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:06,760 I know you. 140 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,054 Where's the limey? 141 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,016 Don't worry about all that. I got your medicine. 142 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:18,021 Usually Beardy McBritish wants some dirt in exchange, but... 143 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,815 I'm fresh out. 144 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:26,280 Unless there's another way I can pay? 145 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,739 Wink-wink. 146 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:31,118 On the house, for being a loyal CI. 147 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:42,546 Yo. I'm-I'm, I'm pretty fucked up, no cap. 148 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,798 Would you mind doing the honors? 149 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:45,882 Fuck you mean? 150 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:49,011 - Shoot it up my pooper, dawg. - Motherfucker, you done lost your mind. 151 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,096 There's some lube on the table here. 152 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,723 Squeeze bottle, not the pump. 153 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,434 The blue one on the right. With the water base. 154 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,810 No fucking way. 155 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:00,314 A.G., A.G. 156 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,569 I'll boof that shit later. 157 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,821 ♪ Wild thing, wild thing... ♪ 158 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,531 ♪ She love to do... 159 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:10,782 Fuck. 160 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,702 Oh, yeah, really get it up in there, dawg. 161 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,917 Oh, yo, yo! 162 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,501 - What? - That's my web hole! 163 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,545 Ohh, back up, back it up, back it up. 164 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,464 Oh. Fuck. 165 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,300 - Oh. Fuck. - Oh. Oh... 166 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,844 All right. 167 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:34,639 Ooh. 168 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,108 Oh. Yo. My bad. 169 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,528 Hey. 170 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:49,863 Uh... 171 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,240 You good? 172 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,867 Want some Purell or...? Okay, yep. Coming in. Coming in. 173 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:55,285 There you go. 174 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,703 Okay. 175 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,414 Ain't enough Purell in the fucking world. 176 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,792 How, uh... how long's he gonna be out for? 177 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,003 With as much Rohypnol I shot up his ass, at least 48 hours. 178 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,381 Get his pants. 179 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,904 There's the big man! 180 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:34,533 The myth, the legend, the symbol of America. 181 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,664 Please. We're all patriots here. 182 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,975 Good evening, sir. How are you? 183 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:44,001 This is Ryan, my son. 184 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,340 How's that gavel, Mr. Speaker? 185 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:54,428 Well, it, uh, might've taken 18 rounds of voting, but we got there, 186 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,679 didn't we? 187 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,180 You know, sir, it's humbling 188 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,890 to see your commitment to America. 189 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,851 Greatest country on Earth. 190 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,229 Can't wait to see you inherit The Seven one of these days. 191 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,772 Those are mighty big boots to fill. 192 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,065 Yeah. 193 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,735 Oh, Captain... 194 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,070 my captain. 195 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,406 It is such an honor to have you here. 196 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,409 I mean, the two top heroes together. 197 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,537 Can't you just smell the team-up? 198 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:25,292 You know, Sage and I might need you for the moment, 199 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,127 but let's get one thing straight... 200 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,837 there is no team-up. 201 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,589 We're not equals. 202 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,341 You're pathetic. 203 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,469 You can't even fly, for God's sakes. 204 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,596 Come on, buddy. 205 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,267 Ah! Oh, what a cutup. 206 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,816 What part of 207 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:53,528 "you're an idiot child not welcome at the adult table" do you not understand? 208 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,781 Oh, I thought you knew everything. 209 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,657 Tek Knight invited me. 210 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,743 We go way back. 211 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,789 It's so good to see you here. 212 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:07,000 ...and The Whole Truth got picked up for another season on Vought . 213 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,627 It's a hit. 214 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,670 Must be, if you got all this. 215 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:11,922 No, you... 216 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,840 you don't get this from entertainment money. 217 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,217 This is real money. 218 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,635 Eleven generations' money. 219 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:17,636 Oh. 220 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,138 The Vernon family started out as slave catchers. 221 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:25,143 Now we own more private prisons than any other company in the U.S. of A. 222 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,979 And you sure know how to fill them. 223 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:31,108 From snout to tail, I catch, house, 224 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,901 and rehab criminals, and then I catch them 225 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,694 all over again. 226 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:38,115 You know, I bet A-Train here would've given my great-great-granddaddy 227 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,425 - a run for his money. Ah? - Oh. 228 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,410 But we would've caught you. 229 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,122 Ooh. 230 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,416 I guess we'll never know. 231 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,673 Come on out, kid. 232 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:55,900 You guys are gonna laugh. 233 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,551 No one is gonna laugh. 234 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,565 Guys, come on. You-you promised. 235 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,901 - Oh, my God. - Okay, you know what? 236 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,361 Ah! 237 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,487 Fuck you guys. 238 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:23,493 How did a junkie like Webweaver score an invite to this anyway? 239 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,371 Don't know. But A-Train said he's on the list. 240 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,957 God, why does he wear it so tight? 241 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,501 Smells like ass sweat and broken dreams in here. 242 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,920 Good, it'll hide your scent from Tek Knight. 243 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,231 You don't want to give him any tells. 244 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,674 Wait. Tek Knight has super smell? 245 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:41,011 Yeah. Smell, vision, taste, touch. 246 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,346 - He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth. - I don't like this. 247 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,264 He's gonna make Hughie. 248 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,534 How else are we gonna find out what Sage is cooking? 249 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,560 Just got to work fast, kid. 250 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,812 Take these bugs, put 'em all over the party, 251 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,790 and lure Tek Knight back here as soon as you can. 252 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,357 - Okay. - We'll take care of the rest. 253 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,775 Oh, God. 254 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,862 Okay. Comm check-ins every two minutes. 255 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,739 Just say something, okay? 256 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,032 - Anything. - Yeah. Copy. 257 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,700 In Webweaver's voice, motherfucker. 258 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,744 Uh... Copy, dawg. 259 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,162 Hey... 260 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,664 I'm fine. 261 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,333 All right? Trust me. 262 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,628 Okay. 263 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,756 Ooh, that is... ripe. 264 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,141 Webweaver. 265 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,020 Master Knight's expecting you. 266 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,314 He'll be thrilled. 267 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,734 Yeah, uh, so am I, dawg. 268 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,372 Fuck, oh, fuck. The Seven are here. 269 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,960 Just hurry up and plant the bugs, Hughie. 270 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,634 - Oh, shit, I'm so sorry. I... - Jesus fucking... 271 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,718 Madam... 272 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,263 - Vice President-elect. - Oh, shit. 273 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,722 Uh... 274 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,810 Um... 275 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,689 Webweaver. 276 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,484 That's quite a scent. 277 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,735 Webweaver! 278 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,153 You made it. 279 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,407 Oh, it's so good to meet you in person. Finally. 280 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,717 Feels like I already know you. 281 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,076 Yeah, I know. Me too. 282 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,036 No... cap? 283 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,248 Really, I'm honored that you would even consider the sidekick gig. 284 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,835 I know it's a big change, but if tonight goes well... 285 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,045 - ...it's yours. - Oh. 286 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,922 Uh, w-well, great. 287 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,509 - Mm-hmm. - Um, that's... great. 288 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,761 Well, you know, I've never been to an estate before. 289 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,430 - Mm. - Um, do you guys have stables? 290 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,934 Let's get the tour started inside. 291 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,228 - Okay? Come on. - Okay. Got it. 292 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,231 What happened to you? 293 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,501 You look like you got ass-fucked by the business end of a hammer. 294 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,694 Well, maybe I don't want to be at this CPAC nightmare 295 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,362 any more than they want me here. 296 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,489 There's gonna be a little sidebar later on. 297 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,450 One percent of the one percent. 298 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:12,037 Sage here is going to lube them up with cognac and Montecristos, 299 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,165 and then convince them to commit a little high treason. 300 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,374 I'm sorry, what the fuck? 301 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,418 Why would I expose myself like that? 302 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,670 Because in this room is 38% of the U.S. GDP. 303 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:24,591 And if we have a shot in hell of pulling off the 25th Amendment, we need them. 304 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,718 Do you want to be el jefe or not? 305 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,349 Good. Now, you're the virgin at prom. 306 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,100 Go get finger-popped. 307 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,479 Oh, hey. 308 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,148 You hear about Stan Edgar? 309 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,567 Well, what about him? 310 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,445 Well, apparently, he got released from prison. 311 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:52,327 Hmm. Details are fairly sketchy as to why. 312 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:56,164 How. But, yeah, he got out. 313 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,291 Hasn't been seen since. 314 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,793 Well, he's nothing if not slippery. 315 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,003 I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. 316 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,007 He can't hurt us. 317 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,134 Mm-hmm. 318 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,690 That's why I went to the Safdies to direct. 319 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,333 Okay, Hughie, check in. 320 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,444 - No more PG-13 bullshit. - Oh, wow, I love these, uh, these orchid prints 321 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,780 in your... stairway. 322 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,826 Oh, wow. 323 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,996 I love your study. So many books. 324 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,375 Got the original Beecher Stowe Uncle Tom's Cabin. 325 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,501 - Cool. - Mm-hmm. 326 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,086 Cool, cool. 327 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,923 Now, look, uh, I don't do this for just anybody, but, uh... 328 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,216 you want to see the Tek Cave? 329 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,718 The Tek Ca... Uh... 330 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,679 S-Sure, I mean, uh, fuck yeah, dawg. 331 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,644 Oh, it's one of those pull-the-book, hidden-elevator-thingies. 332 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,354 Like in my movies. 333 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,398 - Like in your movies. - Shit. 334 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,983 Huh. 335 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,617 Hughie. 336 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,627 Oh, my God. 337 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,754 Uh... 338 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,298 Oh, wow. 339 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:35,972 This is the Tek Cave. Cool, cool. 340 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,224 Ah, you've met Elijah. 341 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,685 Raised me since I lost my parents. 342 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,354 He's like a dad to me. 343 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,856 Isn't that right, Elijah? 344 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,442 That's correct, Master Knight. 345 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,989 There's nothing greater than a father's guiding hand. 346 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,491 You know? 347 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,743 That's for sure. 348 00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:00,914 Jesus. You didn't get all the santorum off the gibbet cage! 349 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,248 It'll be taken care of, sir. 350 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,793 Most certainly. 351 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,128 We got to pull him out. 352 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,798 No, no, no. Look, j-just hold on. 353 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,884 Uh... 354 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,473 Who is that? 355 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,933 That's my last sidekick. 356 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,520 I don't like liars. 357 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,106 The whole culture down here is based on trust. 358 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,650 Huh. 359 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,030 Are you agitated? 360 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,865 No, I'm fine. 361 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,242 I get it. 362 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,327 This is all a little vanilla for you. 363 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,996 But... don't worry. 364 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,583 Tonight, we're really gonna push ourselves... 365 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,461 ...to your level. 366 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,518 Hey. Dude. 367 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,728 Are you fucking nuts? 368 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,272 Put your mask back on. 369 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,732 G-Get out of his chair. What are you doing? 370 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,901 You know what's funny? I hate sake. 371 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,529 But I'm supposed to follow some stupid Black ninja bullshit, 372 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,239 which makes no goddamn sense, by the way. 373 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,991 You ever meet a Black ninja? 374 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,367 Lower your voice. 375 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,702 There's nobody here. 376 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,371 They left us like babies so they could go do important stuff. 377 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,956 - We don't matter. - Hey. 378 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,126 Speak for yourself. I'm doing a ton of important shit. 379 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,627 Yeah? Like what? 380 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,505 Need-to-know, bro. Need-to-fucking-know. 381 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,799 Fuck it. I'm done with all this shit. 382 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,092 You're quitting? 383 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,636 What are you gonna do? Seven's the biggest gig there is. 384 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,388 Look, I don't understand Noir, okay? 385 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:41,699 You know there was nothing in his closet 386 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,268 but literally like seven file boxes of shitty Buster Beaver drawings? 387 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,644 Why'd he have that? 388 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:47,848 Who the fuck knows or cares? 389 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,816 I'm going to Missouri tomorrow. 390 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,361 I booked Cirque de Vought's new show, VIVANT! Music of the Bee Gees. 391 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,196 Three nights a week in Branson. 392 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,823 They're gonna let me fly. 393 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,491 I can fly, did you know that? 394 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:04,078 Yeah, dude, we all know that. Look, why didn't you just come to me? 395 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,039 About what? 396 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,291 Seriously? Dude. 397 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,337 Man, me and the old Noir? 398 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,299 We were like great bros, like real bros. 399 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,259 Give me this. 400 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,851 Few years ago, Noir cleared out an entire Indonesian fishing village. 401 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,729 Vought Fresh Farms was expanding their palm oil plantation, 402 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,832 but the locals were bitching 'cause they needed the river 403 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,651 to survive or whatever the fuck. 404 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,528 Noir "cancelled" two dozen of 'em. 405 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,572 Came back with a raging hard-on for a week. 406 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,409 No, dude, see, what you're not getting 407 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:47,580 is how horny killing made the old Noir. 408 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,915 That was his whole thing. 409 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,250 But I don't really like violence. 410 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,008 Look, I know this is hard to imagine, but... 411 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,468 some people laugh at me. 412 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,011 It's crazy, right? 413 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,221 Yeah. 414 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,307 But you know what I realized? 415 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,893 When I crush someone's nose into the back of their skull 416 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:12,188 or beat 'em so bad that they'll never walk again? 417 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,108 They're not laughing anymore. 418 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,610 They show respect. 419 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,031 Violence is power. 420 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,995 I'm starting to get why it gave Noir so much chub. 421 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,252 - Let your intention connect. - Oh, something is wrong. 422 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,879 Something is really, really wrong. 423 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,673 We should've never sent him in there. 424 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,651 Everything that's been going on with his dad, I mean... 425 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,385 Fuck! 426 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,096 - M.M.! - Annie, I hear you. 427 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,366 But what if we go in there and we blow that man's cover? 428 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,392 Homelander is in there. 429 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,894 Sage, Firecracker, Neuman. 430 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,772 I'm going in. 431 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,650 Kimiko? 432 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:07,285 I'm going to move clarity forward through mindfulness. 433 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:14,500 And a gang of halothane to go with it. 434 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,851 Are you all right? 435 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,563 I'm fine. 436 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,693 How you chopped off an innocent man's leg... 437 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,362 ...does that sound fine to you? 438 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,324 It's the only way... 439 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:49,327 I'm gonna get a proper crack at Homelander. 440 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,788 Have you talked to Ryan? 441 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,249 Are you even trying to get him out anymore? 442 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:59,462 Or is... this just the same old bloodlust all over again? 443 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,215 Jesus Christ, you're doing me fucking head in. 444 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,093 I'm trying to save the bleedin' world here. 445 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,886 Claret's gonna get spilt. 446 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:12,934 I can't do... 447 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:15,937 what needs to be done and keep you happy. 448 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,816 Billy, come on. 449 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,068 I mean, "saving the world"? Really? 450 00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,405 You're gonna kill one Homelander... 451 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,033 ...just to end up with another. 452 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,077 All right, split up, 453 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,288 stay connected, stay the fuck out of sight. 454 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:21,502 Actually, we know if the rape is legitimate. 455 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:25,047 The woman's body has a way to reject that pregnancy. 456 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:29,719 A nationwide ban on abortion is just good policy. 457 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:36,975 Huh. 458 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,107 Tequila shots. Reposado. Keep 'em coming. 459 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,656 I just had abortion mansplained to me by a guy 460 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:53,451 who refuses to be alone with any woman who isn't his wife... 461 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:55,786 ...or mistress. 462 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,249 I don't know. I mean, cozying up to these people, 463 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,960 you're fucking asking me to do the impossible here. 464 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:15,181 When I was 11, my grandma was diagnosed 465 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:18,684 with Stage 3 chronic lymphocytic leukemia. 466 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:20,895 God... 467 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:24,523 She had the biggest laugh, but she got so small so fast. 468 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,108 She was bed-ridden. 469 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,237 The doctors didn't care about saving some old ex-Black Panther 470 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,656 and they told my parents there was nothing to be done. 471 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:35,952 I stayed up the next three nights and discovered a cure. 472 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:41,457 Presented my research to those satisfied fat crackers, 473 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,253 they patted me on the head, said I was adorable and laughed at me. 474 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,339 Grandma died screaming in pain. 475 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:57,056 I could cure cancer, reverse global warming, 476 00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,100 but what's the point? 477 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,186 Humans are animals. 478 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:05,523 And the lines at Voughtland are too long as it is. 479 00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:11,570 Why are you telling me this? 480 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:14,282 Because you remember what it's like, 481 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:18,369 being a little girl who no one fucking listens to. 482 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,708 And because fuck them all. 483 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:30,047 The only way women like us have ever gotten what we deserved... 484 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,887 ...one hand in their pockets while the other slits their fucking throats. 485 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,892 Now... 486 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,979 You in or out? 487 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,407 Mm. Oh. 488 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,798 It's a great party, huh? 489 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:15,092 Y'all see all the free shrimp they got? 490 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,679 Firecracker, it's kind of a private conversation. 491 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,932 But I'm sure the bar has some SunnyD and Everclear. 492 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,279 Where is our host? 493 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:38,699 Mm. I have not seen him in a while. 494 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,177 ♪ Happy ♪ 495 00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:41,369 ♪ Just one more year... 496 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:43,287 Master Knight. 497 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:46,540 It's your favorite. German chocolate. 498 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:48,751 For the texture against the bare cheeks, right? 499 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:07,103 - Okay. Go. - Okay. Uh... 500 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,896 Okay. 501 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,564 Sit. 502 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:18,864 Mm-hmm. 503 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,289 Yeah. 504 00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,291 Like this? 505 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,961 Yeah. 506 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,295 Moosh it. 507 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,840 Now... 508 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,675 fart. 509 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,781 Oh, that's... That's okay, I don't really... 510 00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:45,391 I don't really have to, dawg. 511 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,184 ♪ About buying some land ♪ 512 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,588 ♪ He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands... 513 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,314 Yeah, I mean, I'm fine, though. 514 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,649 This is fine. 515 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:05,327 Oh, that's fucking hot. 516 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,121 ♪ Oh, you're never gonna stop moving... 517 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,415 Ugh. You started without me? 518 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:10,958 No, no, no, no. 519 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:14,170 You are just in time. 520 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:19,842 I left a present for you in the changing room. 521 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:23,262 - Mm. - And no, it's not scat. 522 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:25,973 This time. 523 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,058 ♪ You're goin' ♪ 524 00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:29,727 ♪ You're goin' home ♪♪ 525 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:30,978 Webweaver, 526 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,605 clean up. 527 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,774 We are just getting started. 528 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,700 Oh, man. 529 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,086 Oh, goddamn. 530 00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:58,923 You really do look like warmed-up shit. 531 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,883 Oh, go fuck yourself. 532 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,260 Already did. Twice today. 533 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,222 Look at how my hand cramped up. 534 00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:13,020 You know, we got to give Sameer credit. 535 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:15,189 Little fucker's a tough nut. 536 00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:18,651 He'll crack. 537 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,444 Ain't got no choice. 538 00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:21,987 None of us do. 539 00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:24,990 What's that supposed to mean? 540 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:39,463 Man, you want to know what was harder for me than going off on that last tour? 541 00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:43,968 Coming home. 542 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,095 Applebee's with Tanya. 543 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,805 Helping Joe Jr. with his trig. 544 00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:50,724 Fucking towel shopping. 545 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:56,105 Everywhere I looked, I saw the faces, 546 00:30:56,188 --> 00:31:01,652 the ruined faces of those men that you and me tortured and killed. 547 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:04,321 But see, I just... I couldn't square up 548 00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:08,284 who I was at home with the shit that I'd done. 549 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,120 And then, one night, over... 550 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:15,332 boneless fucking buffalo chicken wings, 551 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:16,750 it came to me. 552 00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,502 Crystal. 553 00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:21,338 That guy that was taking out the trash 554 00:31:21,422 --> 00:31:25,175 and watching SportsCenter, that wasn't me. 555 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:27,094 The real me? 556 00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:32,141 The real me likes to hear them scream. 557 00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:38,522 So, now, tell me, Billy... 558 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:40,608 who's the real you? 559 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:48,032 ♪ Sailing takes me away... 560 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,034 Should we get back to the party? 561 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:51,744 Oh, this is the party, baby. 562 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:55,664 When that shit upstairs is over, the real movers will come down here. 563 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,291 They'll want to play with you, too. 564 00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:58,792 ♪ Just a dream and the wind... 565 00:32:00,878 --> 00:32:04,715 ♪ Soon I will be free... 566 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,887 I'm gonna sit my swollen clit on your stupid masked face 567 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,889 and piss like a skunk, 568 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,767 and I just had asparagus. 569 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,226 You want that. 570 00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,436 Yes? 571 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:18,979 Yes. 572 00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:21,815 I said, you want that, Pain Slut. 573 00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:24,610 Yes! Yes, Mistress... 574 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:29,281 I'm gonna bite your dick off and cook it. 575 00:32:29,365 --> 00:32:31,367 I am 100% a cannibal. 576 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,036 Stop! No more. Uncle. 577 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,496 ♪ Sailing... 578 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:38,415 If Webweaver wants you to stop, he'll use his safe word. 579 00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,834 ♪ To where I've always heard it could be... 580 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:47,942 I'm gonna feel your pink asshole 581 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,761 around my wrist until you shit. 582 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,305 - Spiderweb! - What? 583 00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:54,765 Oh, sorry, sorry. 584 00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,951 I just like to shout stuff out while I'm being tickled. 585 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,019 I'm so fucking turned on right now. 586 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,398 Yes. 587 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,276 Yeah. 588 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,112 Oh, it's getting pretty swampy down there. 589 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:09,195 Tarantula! 590 00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:32,970 The fuck? 591 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,680 I'm not here for you... 592 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:37,808 Oh, I don't give two shits what you're here for. 593 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:40,936 Oh, I should call Homelander right now to come and laser your tits off. 594 00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:42,855 Fuck. 595 00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:48,318 Why don't you come over here and try and sucker punch me now, bitch? 596 00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:49,778 Look, you were right. 597 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:54,324 No, don't go trying to apologize to me. 598 00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:57,244 I'm about to change your fucking life. 599 00:33:57,327 --> 00:34:00,247 I'm sorry for what I did to you when we were kids... 600 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,850 Let me guess, that was Starlight, right? 601 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,460 - And that's not you anymore? - No. No. 602 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,379 I tried to run away from Starlight, tried to leave her behind, 603 00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:11,258 like she was a different person, but she's me. 604 00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:12,885 She's all me, and I said 605 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:16,180 those fucking awful, awful things to you. 606 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:19,266 And if I'm being honest, to other girls too, and I... 607 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:22,478 Look, it doesn't forgive you for being a cunt for what you did. 608 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,606 But for my end of things... 609 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:29,860 ...I'm sorry. 610 00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:35,657 I am. I am so sorry. 611 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:40,871 You fucking whore. 612 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:50,023 Oh, John Henry! 613 00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:53,967 ♪ Anything that you desire... 614 00:34:57,262 --> 00:35:01,767 ♪ You're the one who can put out the fire... 615 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,602 Mmm. 616 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:04,978 ♪ When you cast your spell... 617 00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:07,272 God, you still got it, mommy. 618 00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,358 You still got it. 619 00:35:10,818 --> 00:35:12,736 Why don't you go get changed, huh? 620 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:16,490 Head back upstairs, replenish your fluids? 621 00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:19,701 I'll be there in a minute. 622 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:21,495 Yes. 623 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,834 Oh, thank you so much. 624 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:28,919 I'm fine. Everything's fine. 625 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,345 You having a good time? 626 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,265 Oh, yeah. 627 00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:44,184 - Yeah? - Yeah. Just so much dried cum. 628 00:35:44,268 --> 00:35:46,186 You just, uh, 629 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:49,690 you tap my undies, they'll shatter like peanut brittle, man. 630 00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,695 Hey, so, did I get the gig? 631 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:57,781 ♪ With a word, you dry my tears... 632 00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,449 Damn it. 633 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:02,286 Just one last thing. 634 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:05,289 What's your safe word? 635 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,541 Uh... 636 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,978 Uh, you know, uh, I'm actually, I'm probably gonna save that 637 00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:13,505 for something I-I really can't handle, but yeah, I'm good. 638 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,216 You're trembling. 639 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,469 - Mm-mm. - Your body's riddled by horripilation. 640 00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,431 Come on. 641 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:26,310 It's the thing that you love the most. 642 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,441 Say it. 643 00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,490 Lube? 644 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:49,291 I know you. You're Hughie Campbell. 645 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,295 - Fuck! - This is actually great news. 646 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:58,467 Not only am I gonna get points for catching you, 647 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,137 but before I let the big guy know that you're down here... 648 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,615 Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, 649 00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:04,866 wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, um... 650 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:08,185 you were, hey, you were my favorite hero as a kid. 651 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:09,603 Okay? You don't want to do this. 652 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,230 Everybody always has the same holes. 653 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,774 Over and over again, 654 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,293 - it gets so fucking boring. - Please, I looked up to you. 655 00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:17,027 Sometimes, 656 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,779 you just got to make your own. 657 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,785 And then fuck them. 658 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,413 No! 659 00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:34,586 Where's Annie? 660 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,092 Hughie said orchids, right? 661 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,185 Ah. Don't you fucking move. 662 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:55,649 Kimiko, find Tek-Knight's stupid fucking secret passage book. 663 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,027 All I have to do is scream. 664 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:00,696 Be the last thing you do. 665 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,864 You're smart, but you ain't bulletproof. 666 00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:07,953 But if you kill me, you'd have to look Janine in the eye. 667 00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:11,331 I said stop fucking moving. 668 00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,876 Doesn't she have enough problems? 669 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,020 Expelled. 670 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,921 Told a boy to "eat a bag of dicks" 671 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:19,297 and then broke his arm? 672 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,985 - You've been watching my daughter? - I mean, she gets that from you. 673 00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:23,427 Chip off the old block. 674 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,554 - Shut the fuck up. - She has anger issues. 675 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,199 Early signs of OCD. You see that, right? 676 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:30,267 I said shut up. 677 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,019 You've cursed the poor girl. 678 00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:33,645 No. 679 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,360 Look, this is a white, Christian nation 680 00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:15,937 founded on white, Christian values. 681 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,206 Church and state are the same thing. 682 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,667 And we need Supreme Court justices who will protect our values, 683 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:22,444 no matter how much they cost. 684 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:32,329 Y'all are supposed to be undercover. 685 00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:34,998 What the fuck did you do? 686 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:36,875 Shit. Damn. 687 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,639 Oh, fuck no. I'm not taking him. 688 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,224 You're gonna get me murdered. 689 00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,397 Just try it, bitch. 690 00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:21,878 Get the door. 691 00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:26,466 M.M.? 692 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:30,095 What the hell just happened? 693 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:36,434 ♪ Ooh, you made me love you ♪ 694 00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:37,644 ♪ Ooh... 695 00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:44,210 No matter what happens, 696 00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:46,570 I want you to keep fighting. 697 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:56,413 ♪ Agree to disagree ♪ 698 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,790 ♪ But disagree to part... 699 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,376 Oh, my God. 700 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,919 Hughie. Hughie. Are you okay? 701 00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:04,713 Hey, hey, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 702 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,173 Oh, fuck. You're okay. 703 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,403 Hey! 704 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:45,587 Do me a favor, just go wait over here, okay? Good boy. 705 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,508 - What is going on? - Hmm? 706 00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:52,886 Tek-Knight, A-Train, Firecracker, they're all M.I.A., 707 00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:55,138 and where the fuck have you been? 708 00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:58,558 I once ate a whole bag of candy corns. 709 00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:01,811 What? 710 00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:03,939 In my mouth. 711 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,107 - I ate them. - Sage, what the fuck... 712 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:10,237 What happened to you? 713 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,571 Brain damage. 714 00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:15,909 But now, I could really go for a Crunchwrap Supreme 715 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:17,577 and a Sybian. 716 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:19,454 Hey, hey, hey. Look at me. 717 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:23,124 - Hmm? - Get a grip on yourself right now. 718 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,752 Get a fucking grip. Right now. Come on, come on. 719 00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:45,272 Fuck it. 720 00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:47,482 Fuck it. I'll do it myself. 721 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,484 Folks. 722 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,152 Thank you for coming. 723 00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:53,530 I'm sure you're wondering why we pulled you aside, 724 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:54,990 so let's get right to it. 725 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,994 I think we can all agree that Robert Singer 726 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:02,122 is the greatest threat this nation has ever faced. 727 00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:05,542 He is going to destroy this whole country. 728 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,919 You all met Ryan, my son. 729 00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:10,964 For his sake, I cannot and I will not 730 00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,591 - let that stand. - Does she agree? 731 00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:16,219 Of course. Especially her. 732 00:43:16,303 --> 00:43:17,721 She's not just eye candy. 733 00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:19,848 No, no, Victoria here, 734 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,933 she's an integral part of the plan. 735 00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:25,937 She sees up close what a doddering slave to the woke mob Singer really is. 736 00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:29,149 How great the threat really is. 737 00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:31,818 So once he's in office, we need to act. 738 00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:34,362 We need to invoke the Twenty-fifth Amendment. 739 00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:37,032 You're-you're talking about a coup. 740 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,783 No, I'm not. 741 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,910 I'm talking about saving this country. 742 00:43:40,994 --> 00:43:43,705 Before Singer replaces us 743 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:47,334 with a bunch of transgender illegals that will do everything... 744 00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:49,794 Save the boogeyman shit for the idiots watching VNN. 745 00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:53,131 How do you propose to handle the Justice Department? 746 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,385 Well, they will all... 747 00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:59,012 be our appointees. 748 00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:00,347 Obviously. 749 00:44:00,430 --> 00:44:02,515 - And the military's reaction? - Or OPEC. 750 00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:04,517 How you gonna guarantee our oil reserves? 751 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:07,228 Of course there's gonna be some birth pangs... 752 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,622 The shock to the markets would be total. 753 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,441 And what happens if civil servants resign 754 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,026 en masse? 755 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:16,237 With all due respect, sir, I think you got a little hitch in your giddy-up. 756 00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,531 Who's handling all this? 757 00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:20,784 Great question. 758 00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:22,619 This is great. Great questions. 759 00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:25,455 Truly. And, um, uh, 760 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,874 Sage. Sage, um... 761 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,003 ...has the details. 762 00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,463 Mmm. 763 00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:41,554 Who's handling all this? 764 00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,640 Me. 765 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,643 I fucking am. 766 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,355 Look, I'm sure you're all wondering 767 00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:53,233 why I'm here tonight, instead of rimming out AOC, 768 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:56,444 while shouting, "Defund the police," up her asshole. 769 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,866 But I'm here tonight 770 00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:04,119 to tell you the truth. 771 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,124 The truth is America is not a democracy. 772 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,628 The word "democracy" makes people feel safe. 773 00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:16,857 But the founders never trusted the masses, because the truth is, 774 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,883 the masses are fucking stupid. 775 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,761 Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug 776 00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:23,888 shouldn't have a say in how a country is run. 777 00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:28,560 People are a labor force 778 00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:30,937 that need a kind, but firm hand. 779 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,565 There are no nations. There's Apple, Exxon 780 00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:35,233 and Berkshire Hathaway. 781 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:38,153 Corporations are the real superpowers here. 782 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:41,823 You should be able to operate without any regulation or restriction 783 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,909 whatsoever. After all, you're billionaires. 784 00:45:44,993 --> 00:45:47,245 You are smart enough to know what's best. 785 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:48,913 Bottom line? 786 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:52,625 You support me, and that is what you'll fucking get. 787 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,467 Hear, hear. 788 00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:02,635 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear. 789 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,236 Seems pretty solid. 790 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,502 ♪ Meet you all the way ♪ 791 00:46:35,585 --> 00:46:37,837 ♪ Rosanna ♪ 792 00:46:37,921 --> 00:46:39,672 ♪ Meet you all the way... 793 00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:42,383 I've dreamt of having you down here to humiliate, 794 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,470 - Starlight. - You've been secretly meeting with Sage. 795 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,223 Why? 796 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,451 You're all so fucking dead when Homelander comes down here. 797 00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:52,977 Do you know how fucking dead you all are? 798 00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:57,941 Mm. 799 00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:00,276 Ow! 800 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,694 Ow! 801 00:47:01,778 --> 00:47:03,613 Fuck! 802 00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:04,989 Yeah. 803 00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:07,700 Oh, fucking hurt me. 804 00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:09,786 Oh! 805 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,707 Oh, yeah. 806 00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:16,751 Squeeze my balls, come on. 807 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,045 - Squeeze 'em. - How do you torture a masochist? 808 00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:20,213 ♪ Rosanna... 809 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,178 Laddio, get help, boy! 810 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:31,015 ♪ Meet you all the way ♪ 811 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,143 ♪ Rosanna ♪ 812 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:40,024 ♪ Now she's gone and I have to stay... 813 00:47:40,108 --> 00:47:41,693 It's... 814 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:43,361 all of his bank accounts. 815 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,030 Just needs a retinal scan. 816 00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:48,116 Wait, what are you doing? No, no. 817 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,451 No, no, no. Don't you fucking dare! 818 00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:51,744 No. Ow! 819 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:54,998 Access granted. 820 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,292 Fuck. 821 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,294 Okay. All right, let's see, how do you 822 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:00,920 hurt a billionaire? 823 00:48:01,004 --> 00:48:02,797 How about... 824 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,550 40 million to Elizabeth Warren's Super PAC, how's that sound? 825 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:08,094 No! Fuck you. I'll kill you. 826 00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,638 And 65 million to... 827 00:48:10,722 --> 00:48:12,098 the Innocence Project. 828 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:15,393 Whore. You skunk pussy bitch! 829 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:17,061 I'll fucking make you hurt. 830 00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:19,397 I swear to fucking God. 831 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,566 Fuck you. 832 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,485 Fuck. 833 00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:26,279 - Ready to talk? - Eat shit! 834 00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:28,114 100 million to Black Lives Matter. 835 00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:30,491 No, not those people! Fuck you! 836 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:32,285 Fuck y... No! No, wait! 837 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:33,661 Wait, oh, uh, uh... 838 00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:37,999 They made me a deal, okay? 839 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,334 What deal? 840 00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:40,585 He'll fucking murder me. 841 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:42,837 Do it. 842 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,088 No, please, please, please! 843 00:48:44,172 --> 00:48:45,757 To use my prisons. 844 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,467 My prisons. 845 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:49,135 Homelander and Sage, they, 846 00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:51,262 they need places across the country to put their... 847 00:48:51,346 --> 00:48:53,556 dissidents. 848 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,975 Look, I don't know anything else. 849 00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:58,561 Okay? That's all. 850 00:48:58,645 --> 00:49:00,938 He's talking about internment camps. 851 00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:07,987 Hey! 852 00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:09,781 - Stop! What are you...? - Step back! 853 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:11,199 Now! 854 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,868 I raised this... 855 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,912 entitled piece of shit 856 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:17,580 from a little boy. 857 00:49:17,664 --> 00:49:20,208 I listened to him moan about his career. 858 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,085 I cleaned cum 859 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,462 out of too many goddamn holes 860 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,297 to count. 861 00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:28,216 But prison camps? 862 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:31,928 Go. 863 00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:34,180 We'll make it look like an accident. 864 00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:37,350 He always admired David Carradine. 865 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:39,310 Thank you. 866 00:49:39,394 --> 00:49:42,188 ♪ Meet you all the way... 867 00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,607 Zendaya. 868 00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:47,151 The safe word. 869 00:49:47,235 --> 00:49:48,820 It was "Zendaya." 870 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:51,656 ♪ Rosanna ♪♪ 871 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,785 Heart attack, huh? 872 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,620 How bad is it, Doc? 873 00:49:57,704 --> 00:49:59,539 Not quite. 874 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:00,998 Panic attack. 875 00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:03,000 Folks mix it up all the time. 876 00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:05,211 Consider this the universe's warning, Mr. Milk. 877 00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:07,547 Whatever you're doing, stop it. 878 00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:09,716 Take some downtime now. 879 00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:12,093 Before you really have a heart attack. 880 00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:34,991 Ma'am. 881 00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:38,077 I'm sorry, but I just don't think your inmate wants to see you. 882 00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:19,035 Where were you last night? 883 00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:23,122 Starlight was at the mansion. 884 00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:27,126 What? 885 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:28,753 I chased her outside, 886 00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,755 but the bitch got away. 887 00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:34,967 She did? 888 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,554 Tek-Knight's dead. 889 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:44,268 Probably Starlight and her friends did it. 890 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,556 How do you think 891 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,064 they knew about the party? 892 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:51,651 Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak. 893 00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:54,362 So either Sage was lyin' to you, 894 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,739 or she's as useless as tits on a mouse. 895 00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:58,533 I mean, fuck. 896 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,535 I heard about her performance last night, sir. 897 00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:02,745 - I just want you to know that I would... - So... 898 00:52:02,829 --> 00:52:06,123 You're the one who let Starlight get away. 899 00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:10,378 So how do I know that you're not the leak? 900 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:13,881 When you found me... 901 00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,883 my podcast had... 902 00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:18,087 I don't know, a couple hundred fans. 903 00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,389 You know, folks laughed. 904 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,975 Now I'm the fucking anchor 905 00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:26,936 at VNN. 906 00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:29,021 With millions of followers. 907 00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:33,484 And they ain't laughin' no more. 908 00:52:33,568 --> 00:52:36,529 - I really don't care... - Please! Just let me finish. 909 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,032 Now I have spent... 910 00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:42,952 ...my whole life 911 00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:45,037 on the outside, looking in. 912 00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:49,250 It was you... 913 00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,545 ...who threw that door open for me, sir. 914 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,630 You brought me in. 915 00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,758 God, you have given me... 916 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,804 ...everything. 917 00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:05,808 You... 918 00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:07,560 are everything 919 00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:09,061 to me. 920 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,316 Uh... 921 00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:17,820 What are you doing? 922 00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:21,115 I am not sexually attracted to you. 923 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,783 No, this ain't about sex. 924 00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:24,911 No, this? 925 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,706 This is about loyalty. 926 00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,267 But you're not pregnant. 927 00:53:48,351 --> 00:53:50,311 There's, um, 928 00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:53,564 a long regimen of drugs a person can take 929 00:53:53,648 --> 00:53:56,108 to make it happen. 930 00:53:56,192 --> 00:53:58,361 It enlarges the heart just a tiny little bit. 931 00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:06,953 You did this for me? 932 00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:09,205 I'd do anything for you. 933 00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,212 Anything. 934 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,636 That's my boy. 935 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,973 That's my good little boy. 936 00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:32,812 Mm. 937 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:36,482 Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug 938 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,859 shouldn't have a say in how a country is run. 939 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:41,070 People are a labor force. 940 00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:42,780 They need a kind but firm hand... 941 00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:45,616 Do you think Vicky knows about the... 942 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,285 internment camps? 943 00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,913 Christ. I knew shit was bad. 944 00:54:50,997 --> 00:54:53,624 I just did not know how bad. 945 00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:56,252 ...any regulation or restriction whatsoever... 946 00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:58,754 Ashley rubbed one out while she tickled my feet. 947 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:03,467 She said so many horrible things. 948 00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:07,013 Oh, my God. Hughie. 949 00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:08,973 What else did she do to you? 950 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,354 I'm not fine. 951 00:55:17,398 --> 00:55:19,734 I'm really not fine. 952 00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:22,111 I miss him, Annie. I miss my dad. 953 00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:23,946 Oh, Hughie. 954 00:55:24,030 --> 00:55:26,615 I'm so sorry. It's okay. 955 00:55:26,699 --> 00:55:28,993 I'm so sorry. 956 00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:42,256 Well, looky here. Christmas came early, Sameer. 957 00:55:43,758 --> 00:55:45,968 Nicked it off a French bloke. 958 00:55:46,052 --> 00:55:48,679 Should be enough to get you started. 959 00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:51,515 I won't do it. 960 00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:53,517 The fuck you won't. 961 00:55:53,601 --> 00:55:55,603 Do what you want to me, but I ca... 962 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,188 I can't do this for you. 963 00:55:57,271 --> 00:55:59,231 Listen. 964 00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:00,566 One dose. 965 00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,109 Strong enough to top Homelander. 966 00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:04,320 And then you can go back to what's her name. 967 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,572 And you don't got to see me no more. 968 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:09,950 But this first. 969 00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:12,661 You don't understand. 970 00:56:12,745 --> 00:56:14,121 I can't. 971 00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:16,499 It's what we realized in the lab. 972 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:19,126 To make the virus strong enough to kill Homelander 973 00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:21,962 would evolve it into something unstable. 974 00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:23,839 What do you mean, unstable? 975 00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:25,299 Airborne. 976 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,717 Highly contagious. 977 00:56:26,801 --> 00:56:28,219 Super lethal. 978 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:31,263 No one with Compound V in their bloodstream would be safe. 979 00:56:31,347 --> 00:56:33,557 A global fucking pandemic. 980 00:56:33,641 --> 00:56:36,102 We're not just talking about killing Homelander. 981 00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:39,688 We're talking about killing every Supe on earth. 982 00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:43,234 That's Annie, Kimiko. 983 00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:45,694 - Ryan. - Vicky. 984 00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:47,571 Zoe. 985 00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:52,201 I'm sorry. 986 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,955 But when they say shit's falling into the wrong hands... 987 00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,000 ...they mean your hands. 988 00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:08,342 This is beyond our wildest dreams. 989 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,261 Man, dude just gave us the silver bullet. 990 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,638 We can wipe them all out. 991 00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:16,016 Billy, you cannot go along with this. 992 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,144 Listen, mate, no one 993 00:57:18,227 --> 00:57:19,979 ever said nothing about genocide. 994 00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:23,315 - Is that a fucking joke? - He's insane. 995 00:57:23,399 --> 00:57:25,651 Who was it that said, "They all got to go"? 996 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:27,111 "Every fucking last one of 'em." 997 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,697 He's talking about murder, Billy. 998 00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:32,158 - Of thousands. - Think how much better the world would be. 999 00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:34,493 And a lot of them are innocent, okay? I know you... 1000 00:57:34,577 --> 00:57:36,829 Shut your fucking cake hole, bitch! 1001 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,418 Wait a minute... 1002 00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:46,088 You can see her? 1003 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,600 What the fuck's that supposed to mean, you're me? 1004 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:01,478 I mean, out of all the fucking people 1005 00:58:01,562 --> 00:58:05,191 that your festering fucked-up brain could've conjured up, 1006 00:58:05,274 --> 00:58:07,234 you picked me. 1007 00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:11,280 The real Joe Kessler? 1008 00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:14,116 He's dead in the Panjshir Valley, motherfucker. 1009 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,534 You never dragged me out. 1010 00:58:15,618 --> 00:58:17,077 You left me to die. 1011 00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:19,830 I'll be back at the head of the table in no time. 1012 00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:21,707 No. 1013 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:23,876 We'll get Ryan's head clear, and that's it. 1014 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:25,461 Fuck all this cloak and dagger shite. 1015 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:26,921 It's bloody freezing out here. 1016 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,298 We'll patch you up right as rain. 1017 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:33,427 No. No. 1018 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,429 No, I'd remember that. 1019 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:36,972 I'd fucking remember that. 1020 00:58:37,056 --> 00:58:38,909 Unless of course you've got a big, old, 1021 00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:40,726 fat, V'd-up brain tumor, you cunt. 1022 00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:43,604 Which is why you are seeing me in the first place. 1023 00:58:46,774 --> 00:58:49,193 I killed Ezekiel for you. 1024 00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:51,820 I am inside of you. 1025 00:58:51,904 --> 00:58:53,864 I am you. 1026 00:58:53,948 --> 00:58:56,909 Which is why when I tell you you want to do this, 1027 00:58:56,992 --> 00:58:59,119 I am literally telling you 1028 00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:01,455 that you fucking want to do this. 1029 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,961 So don't you worry, Billy, my boy. 1030 00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:11,382 Daddy's home.